Spirits cling to a Ouija board, restlessly hoping that someone will remove it from the closet and ask them a question.

An invisible boy swallows nails, buttons, and tree bark in a misguided attempt to grow stronger. A preschool teacher contends with the stream of salmon that keep appearing on her windowsill, in her closet, tucked in her shoes. In this sorrowful yet intriguing collection of stories, Aimee Pogson explores journeys of suffering through magical realism. What power does misery play in daily life? “These fantastic, angelic stories and fairytales are full of astonishing characters and their longing, love, empathy, and strangeness.” -Deb Olin Unferth, award-winning author of Barn 8 The Sadness of Spirits - Stories Aimee Pogson Fiends and freaks come in many forms, and some of the very worst attempt to pass for people.In this collection, you will such ghastly, pulse-pounding tales of the macabre as 'Beach Blanket Zombie,' 'Vulture Soup for the Soulless,' 'The Agony of Claude Bawls,' 'Tears of the Expressionist Aphrodite,' 'Cyber-Vengeance of the Internet Witches,' 'ZOM BEE MOO VEE,' 'Tell Your Secrets to the Slime,' 'The Bloody Woman and the Chameleon Man, Also Known as Mom and Dad,' 'Hello! My Name is Halja,' 'Notes Concerning the Death and/or Decomposition of Reality,' 'The Tale Of The Cat-Headed Man, The Man-Headed Dog, and the Lady With Rats For Hands,' and many more. To satisfy your hunger for horror, McLaughlin has added sixteen stories about other types of humanoid monstrosities. In his stories, McLaughlin explores many different ways to bring the dead back to life.As you read these stories, you will learn about zombies created by Internet witches, and discover the bizarre secrets of the isle of Zovemba, also known as Zombie Island. In films, corpses have been turned into zombies through voodoo, nuclear power, viruses, parasites, Egyptian curses (if you count mummies as zombies), toxic chemicals, the Black Mass, and more. Sure, a zombie's bite can turn its victim into one of the living dead.

Any horror-movie enthusiastic can tell you that. In BEACH BLANKET ZOMBIE, you will sit down to a feast of zombie stories - seventeen in all.Zombies can rise from the dead for countless reasons. Summary Zombies are relentless, ravenous creatures, and their insatiable appetite for living flesh has given author Mark McLaughlin plenty of food for thought. But please don't worry, you still have more than 500,000 other books you can enjoy! Beach Blanket Zombie - Weird Tales of the Undead & Other Humanoid Horrors Mark McLaughlin We are sorry! The publisher (or author) gave us the instruction to take down this book from our catalog.

Beach Blanket Zombie by Mark McLaughlin